4. SubGenius
I tried to gather some information from the Church of the SubGenius's official website, but found that they don't like giving simple explanations for what they believe. In fact, this is what they say instead: "Pity the poor human Earth Pink who comes looking for a SIMPLE, SHORT EXPLANATION of The Church of the SubGenius™, one that he or she can UNDERSTAND QUICKLY. If the Church could provide THAT, it would be bigger than Islam or Christianity by now -- and probably much, much worse." Instead I turned to the 100% reliable Wikipedia for some information. You know, that website that textbooks have quoted plenty of times yet your teachers forbid you from using. The Church of the SubGenius revolves around the worship of some guy known as J.R. "Bob" Dobbs, who may or may not actually exist.
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3. Missionary Church of Kopimism
I'd venture to say that in the age of LimeWire we were all kind of Kopimists, and some people still find ways to get what they want without paying for it. That's right, the Missionary Church of Kopimism is all about freely sharing files. According to Wikipedia, the church was founded by a 19 year old philosophy major in Sweden. The church believes that copying files is a sacred virtue, and it is morally right despite what laws might say. The keyboard shortcuts for copy (Ctrl-C) and paste (Ctrl-V) are considered sacred symbols to Kopimists. It kind of makes you wonder if that 19 year old philosophy major ever graduated from college, considering his belief that information should be shared and copied freely.
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2. Jediism
As I'm sure everyone in the world knows by now, Star Wars is the greatest movie series that has ever been created, and likely ever will be created. With this in mind, it's no wonder that people, such as myself, would want to follow the will of the Force. As a religion, Jediism gained prominence in 2001 when residents of some English-speaking countries decided to answer "Jedi" on the census when questioned about their religion. According to a website dedicated to the Jedi Church, over 20,000 people in New Zealand alone identified Jedi as their official religion. Apparently, is some of these countries the Jedi faith outnumbered some smaller Christian groups.
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There is no emotion, there is peace.
There is no ignorance, there is knowledge.
There is no passion, there is serenity.
There is no death, there is the Force.
There is no ignorance, there is knowledge.
There is no passion, there is serenity.
There is no death, there is the Force.
Needless to say, this is a totally badass religion. May the Force be with you all.
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1. Dudeism
Dudeism is a religion founded by the Church of the Latter-Day Dude. If you haven't already guessed it, this religion is based on the 1998 movie The Big Lebowski, and more specifically, Jeff Bridges' character "The Dude." According to their official website, the Church of the Latter-Day Dude's philosophy is "Life is short and complicated and nobody knows what to do about it. So don’t do anything about it. Just take it easy, man." This isn't just the project of one Lebowski super fan either. There are actually 150,000 ordained Dudeist Priests all around the world, and it's free to join!
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